TONGUE TWISTERS

1. If you understand, say "understand".

If you don't understand, say "don't understand"

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But if you understand and say "don't understand"

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How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this

butter's bitter! But a bit

of better butter will but make my butter better" So she

bought some better

butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter

better so 'twas

better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

3. Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?

If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??